Spring decided not to show up for work today. She threw her hands in the air and said, “Fuck it, I’m taking a personal day!” Do you know who she called in to replace her while she’s out? Winter! And he has been causing all kinds of trouble.
We are in the middle of a pretty bad ass storm. Snow, rain, sleet, I don’t even know what’s happening out there anymore. No one seems to be able to drive in it though, because remember, it’s spring, and we are all delirious!
I have been late everywhere I’ve gone today, and this has been causing me all kinds of stress. Not only are my toes frozen and numb, but now I’m also dealing with sweaty armpits and a crazed look on my face that is acceptable to no one.
As I head out the door now, I don’t know if I need snowshoes, an umbrella, or a therapist!