Shimmer and Shame


The kids are in the other room designing and building a trap to capture the Tooth Fairy. Part of my Mom Brain is all like, “Score one for raising creative kids! I rock at parenting!” But then the other part of my brain is like, “Oh My God! My kids are plotting to kidnap one of the most magical fairies in existence, and their end game is to find out what happens when they f*@king squish her! Where did I go wrong?!!”


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