I just saw a woman with the sexiest walk ever. The kind of walk that stops traffic; which is literally what happened. She very nearly caused an accident.
I want that walk. I need it. Now that I’ve seen it and know it exists, I need to find a way to own it. Which is why instead of being quick about picking up the few grocery items that I need tonight, I’m prepared to sashay slowly through the produce department until either my hips give out, or someone drops their apples. Whichever comes first.